Category: Joke Board
Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my
bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the
detectives who came by yesterday told me the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative. Later in the day my attorney called and said that I was no longer
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
Well, I have go now because I still need to write to the Hefty bag people. I
thank you, once again, for having a great product
ha ha ha ha ha ! very good!
OMG! Nice! Lol. I could see someone doing that too, lol.